just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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