He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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