Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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