DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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