It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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