Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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