it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
and you fell through a lawn chair
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