Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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