i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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