She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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