Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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