WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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