what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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