love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
