you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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