Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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