do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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