is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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