Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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