I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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