I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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