Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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