im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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