we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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