glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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