People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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