Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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