he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize