have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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