Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
