Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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