Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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