That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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