U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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