The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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