i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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