quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I look excited, but its just a facade.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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