Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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