Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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