If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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