Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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