Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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