soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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