I wish i was in the wii world.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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