I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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