she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
no you cant smoke seaweed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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