Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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