ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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