just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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