Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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