ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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