worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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