Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
