Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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