Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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