I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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