i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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