Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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