Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Randomize
