It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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